But I can't tell what you would describe the weather right here in my neck of the woods starting with March 1. It's hot, it's cool, it's rainy, balmy...not sure. Perhaps it's in like a honey badger?! But what does that mean it will go out like?
And to quote Andy Cohen from Watch What Happens Live...Here's what I'm obsessed about this weekend:
1. What's my zombie apocolypse plan; and
We are in the heart of RTP and if it's true that zombies will be created as a result of a virus--aren't we truly in the heart of where it will start with all the biotech shops around? A waitress responded interestingly enough the other day. They had discussed this while she was at college at Appalachian State and her plan was based on being in Boone. Now that she's here in the RTP--there's alot more people and she needs to reevaluate her thought. OK, so noone is saying that it's going to happen this week--but it's better to be safe than sorry!
2. Where do we go in the event of a tornado?
No basement, no bomb shelter, no panic room...what's a girl to do in the event of a tornado in a Martha Stewart home that has no real internal rooms with support. Both bathrooms are on external walls and Jared's is the only one with a tub (hold off the big wind until I can disinfect the teen-cooties!) and ours is just a shower with a glass doors. We have a sleep number bed and it would be more than a waste of time to try to hunker down under the "mattress" of it. John suggested that we figure out where the nearest overpass is so that we could drive there. However, with as loud as they play there XM radio stations...there's no way they'd ever hear the storm coming and as sound as Jared sleeps, there's no way of getting him up and out in the event of emergency.
OK, now that I have raised my anxiety level again, it's time have a cup of coffee and work up a new plan for both!
